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A beer company so famous they think they're a god, but they're just a bunch of guys in a factory who never got drunk once in their lives.

@dabeer: We're not just beer, we're legend. Also, we’ve never touched alcohol. Ever.

DM from a fan: You’re like the beer version of a virgin.

Tweet: Dabeer is the only beer that doesn’t get high, just gets rich.

A celebrity who's so perfect they probably don't even know what a hangover is, and they definitely don't sweat it.

Celebrity tweet: I’ve never been drunk. I’ve just been busy being perfect.

Fan message: You're like the human version of a coffee bean. Always awake, always perfect.

Interviewer: How do you stay so cool? Celebrity: I don’t drink. I just don’t.

A hot woman who’s so perfect she probably doesn’t even know what a drink is, and if she did, she’d probably just ignore it.

DM from a fan: You’re like a goddess who doesn’t even know she’s hot.

Instagram caption: Never been drunk. Just been beautiful.

Comment on a photo: She looks like she doesn’t even need alcohol to shine.

A guy who’s on TV so much he probably thinks he’s famous, but he’s just a handsome man who’s never been drunk once in his life.

TV ad: I’m not famous. I just never got drunk.

Fan message: You’re like the TV version of a virgin.

Comment on a show: He’s so good-looking, he doesn’t even need alcohol to be perfect.