dabeeni

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When a tiger snatches your kid and gives it a brutal face-melting creampie
My cousin got dabeenied by a tiger at the zoo. Now he’s got a beard and a new personality.
That kid was screaming like a banshee. The tiger just looked at him like he was a snack.
Dabeeni happened. No one knows why. But now the kid’s got a permanent tan.
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Dabeenis is that person who says 'uhhh uh uh uh uh' like they're trying to remember their own name
He walked into the room and said 'uhhh uh uh uh uh' like he was confused and angry.
My teacher said 'uhhh uh uh uh uh' for ten minutes. I fell asleep.
She texted me 'uhhh uh uh uh uh' and I replied with a photo of a goat.
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