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Dabes is like calling someone the best when they’re the worst. It’s the most fake compliment ever.

"You’re the dabes!", said by a kid who just failed math.

"Dabes? More like la-bess!", said by a teacher who’s seen enough kids fail math.

"Dabes is just a fancy way of saying I’m gonna fail.", said by a kid who’s definitely gonna fail.

Dabes is that dumb thing only kids who haven’t been taught better still do. It’s like wearing pajamas to school and thinking it’s cool.

"Dabes? I do that every day!", said by a kid wearing pajamas to school.

"Dabes is the worst. I don’t do that anymore.", said by a kid who’s now wearing pants.

"Dabes is just a waste of time. I’d rather eat pizza.", said by a kid who’s already eating pizza.

Dabes is that fake touchdown move that everyone thinks is cool, even though it looks like a chicken doing a dance.

"I do the dabes after every touchdown!", said by a kid who can’t even catch the ball.

"Dabes is just a chicken doing a dance.", said by a kid who’s watching the game on a phone.

"I’m not doing the dabes. I’m too busy being cool.", said by a kid who’s definitely not cool.

Dabes is like trying to say dabbing but sounding like a bad Borat. It’s the worst thing ever.

"Dabes? That’s just a bad Borat impersonator.", said by a kid who’s seen Borat.

"Dabes is the worst. I sound like a bad Borat.", said by a kid who’s trying to be cool.

"I’m not doing dabes. I’m doing it right.", said by a kid who’s still a bad Borat.

Dabes is this god-like man who is the best, the most powerful, and the most awesome person ever. He’s also your significant other.

"Dabes is my god. I worship him.", said by a kid who’s definitely not religious.

"Dabes is the best significant other ever. I don’t even know why.", said by a kid who’s definitely not in love.

"Dabes is the most powerful man. I’m just here to worship him.", said by a kid who’s definitely not important.

Dabes is that fake desi babe who thinks she’s the best but is just sad and lonely.

"Dabes is just a fake desi babe.", said by a kid who’s actually a real babe.

"Dabes is sad and lonely. I feel bad for her.", said by a kid who’s not sad or lonely.

"Dabes is the worst. She thinks she’s the best, but she’s not.", said by a kid who’s definitely the best.

Dabes is that guy you know, the one who does everything wrong and still thinks he’s cool.

"Y’all know that guy? That’s dabes.", said by a kid who knows the guy.

"Dabes is that guy who thinks he’s cool but isn’t.", said by a kid who’s actually cool.

"That guy is dabes. I don’t even know why.", said by a kid who’s just watching the guy.