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When you pretend you didn’t just get roasted by your mom and hope she’ll forget about it.
My mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' and I said, 'I’m just getting started.'
I said I was going to sleep and she said, 'You’ll be dead before you even dream.'
She called me a 'garbage human' and I said, 'At least I’m not a garbage human who talks to me.'
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When you’re so mad you could punch a hole in the wall and still feel like it’s not enough.
My brother stole my last cookie and I screamed, 'You’re a cookie thief and I will never forgive you!'
I got an F on my math test and I yelled, 'This is the worst day of my life!'
My dog ate my homework and I said, 'You’re the worst dog ever!'
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When you try to make a deal with the devil just to get out of doing something stupid.
I said I’d do my chores if my dog would stop barking at me.
I promised I’d clean my room if my brother would stop teasing me.
I told my mom I’d do my math homework if she’d stop yelling at me.
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When you feel like the whole world is against you and you just want to cry in a corner.
I failed my math test and I said, 'I want to cry in a corner and never come out.'
My dog ate my homework and I said, 'I just want to cry in a corner forever.'
My mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' and I said, 'I just want to cry in a corner and never speak again.'
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When you finally give up and just accept that life is going to be tough no matter what.
I said, 'Fine, I’ll just be a disgrace to the family forever.'
I said, 'I give up, I’ll just cry in a corner every day.'
I said, 'Okay, I’ll just do my chores and never speak again.'
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