Dabc

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When you get so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face and you end up drooling on your phone while watching gay dolphins do yoga.
I dabc'd so hard I forgot my own name and texted my mom a selfie of my dog wearing my hat.
After dabc-ing, I tried to talk to my sister and just said 'biscuit' for 20 minutes.
I dabc'd so bad I woke up in my neighbor's yard wearing their socks and a sandwich.
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Getting so high you think the ceiling is trying to flirt with you and you pass out before you can finish your cereal.
I dabc'd so much I started talking to my plants and they said they were tired too.
I dabc'd and ended up crying at a YouTube comment section about a cat wearing sunglasses.
I dabc'd and tried to text my friend, but I just sent him a picture of my fridge.
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When you smoke so much you think your brain is a disco and you pass out before you can finish your second pizza.
I dabc'd so hard I texted my dad a selfie of my dog and asked if he wanted to get married.
I dabc'd and tried to sing along to a video of a goat doing math and failed at life.
I dabc'd and ended up wearing my pants inside out and texting my teacher that I was sick because I was confused.
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Getting so wasted you think your shoes are alive and you pass out before you can finish your third soda.
I dabc'd so bad I texted my mom and said I was in love with my dog and wanted to marry him.
I dabc'd and tried to do a TikTok dance but fell over and cried.
I dabc'd so much I started talking to my microwave and it said it was tired too.
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When you get so high you think your pants are trying to take over your body and you pass out before you can finish your first cookie.
I dabc'd and texted my friend a picture of my cat and said it was my new boyfriend.
I dabc'd and tried to do a karate chop on my TV and ended up falling on the floor.
I dabc'd so hard I started singing to my toaster and it said it was proud of me.
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