Dabby Downer

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A person so wasted on hash oil they can’t move and refuse to do anything unless it’s something stupid that makes everyone else annoyed.
Dabby Downer: 'I’m not going. I’m gonna die.'
Dabby Downer: 'Why do we have to play games? I’m gonna eat a whole pizza.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t walk. I’m gonna sit here and cry.'
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A human being so high on hash oil they’re like a ghost, barely existing, and doing nothing but making other people suffer.
Dabby Downer: 'I’m not coming. I’m just gonna lie here and dream.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t even talk. I’m just gonna eat.'
Dabby Downer: 'Why do we have to do anything? I’m just gonna be sad.'
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Someone who’s wasted on hash oil and acts like the world is ending if they have to do something else besides nothing.
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t go. I’m gonna sit here and be mad.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t move. I’m gonna eat this whole pizza and be sad.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t even think. I’m just gonna be here and be high.'
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A person who’s too wasted on hash oil to do anything but sit there and make everyone else do the work.
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t move. I’m gonna be here and eat.'
Dabby Downer: 'I’m not going. I’m just gonna be sad.'
Dabby Downer: 'I’m too high. I’m gonna eat and be lazy.'
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A human being so wasted on hash oil they’re like a zombie, doing nothing but making other people do everything.
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t go. I’m just gonna be here and be high.'
Dabby Downer: 'I’m not going. I’m just gonna eat and be mad.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t move. I’m just gonna lie here and be sad.'
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Someone who’s so wasted on hash oil they don’t even want to exist, but still manage to be a pain in the ass.
Dabby Downer: 'I’m not going. I’m just gonna be here and be high.'
Dabby Downer: 'I can’t move. I’m just gonna eat and be lazy.'
Dabby Downer: 'I’m too high. I’m just gonna be here and be mad.'
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