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A dabby is when you’re so drunk you can’t tell your ass from your elbow and you’re doing things like eating pizza with your hands and screaming at the moon. It’s amazing but also a little sad.
I’m a full-on dabby right now. My pants are on backwards and I don’t care.
My cousin is a dabby. She tried to text me in the middle of a blackout and said ‘I love you, you’re my favorite sock.’
That party was a dabby apocalypse. I don’t remember anything but the glitter and the karaoke.
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A dabby is when someone acts like they’re a dad and a dab at the same time. They might be lit, they might be fake, but they definitely think they’re cool.
My teacher called me a dabby because I did a dab in class and said ‘I’m the king of the classroom.’
My friend is a dabby. He wears a dad hat and a dab shirt and still thinks he’s cool.
I called my mom a dabby. She said I was a dabby too and that we both needed to take a nap.
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A dabby is like a fancy weed snack that’s all wax and smoke. It’s got both THC and CBD, so it hits you like a brick and makes you feel calm at the same time.
I smoke dabby every day. It’s like eating candy and getting yelled at by your mom all at once.
My friend got a dabby for his birthday. He said it tastes like regret and bubblegum.
I told my brother he needed a dabby. He said I was being dramatic and that he was fine with just pizza.
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A dabby is a person who dabs like it’s their job. They do it in the morning, in the middle of the day, and even during math tests. They never stop.
My brother is a dabby. He dabs during breakfast and still manages to fail math.
My friend is a dabby. She dabs in the middle of her teacher’s lecture and gets a detention.
I am a dabby. I dab before I brush my teeth and after I eat three pancakes.
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A dabby is a person who looks like they just ran from a taco truck and got hit by a mariachi band. They’re from Mexico or Latin America and they’re usually loud and proud.
My cousin is a dabby. She speaks Spanish and English and still manages to argue with her brother every day.
My neighbor is a dabby. She dances in the street and wears the most colorful clothes ever.
I called my friend a dabby. He said I was being rude and that he was a dabby with pride.
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A dabby is when you smoke weed in quick bursts like you’re on a mission. It’s fast, it’s wild, and it’s usually followed by a funny comment or a weird face.
I did a dabby during lunch and said ‘I’m the king of the school.’ My teacher didn’t believe me.
My friend does dabbies during class. He did one and started singing ‘I Will Survive.’
I did a dabby before my test and got a 100. My teacher said I was a dabby genius.
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