Dabboi

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Dabboi is a smug, brainy freak who thinks he invented gravity. He’s so smart he could probably turn your mom into a math problem.
Anton just solved the universe in 3 seconds. I was just trying to figure out why my pants fell down.
He told me he could make pizza out of equations. I asked if it was edible. He said it was 'logically delicious.'
He claims he’s the reason the sun comes up. I don’t believe him, but I do believe he’s lying to himself.
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Dabboy is a lazy gamer who plays Fortnite like it’s a part-time job and FIFA 22 like it’s a full-time nightmare. He laughs at your failures and eats your snacks.
He played Fortnite while I was crying about my failed math test. I got a D. He got a triple kill.
He beat me in FIFA 22 so bad I thought my console was laughing at me.
He said he could beat me at football. I said I could beat him at life. He said I was wrong. I was.
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