Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks only other guys are hot and won't look at a girl unless she throws money at him.

Bro just said he'd rather date a pizza than my cousin.

He asked me to set him up with his best friend because he's 'too tired to deal with girls right now.'

He walked out of the restaurant when the waitress smiled at him.

2

A man who dates men like they're the only thing keeping him from dying of embarrassment.

He texted me, 'I need a man who doesn't make me feel like I'm on a date with my uncle.'

He broke up with his girlfriend because she 'didn't understand his vibe.'

He tried to flirt with the barista and got sent to the back of the line.

3

A guy who thinks he's the king of the world and only likes other guys because he's too proud to admit he's wrong.

He said he'd rather be alone than date a girl because 'he's not a fool.'

He called his ex 'a disgrace' and said he 'wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.'

He turned down a job offer just because the office had a woman in it.

4

A man who dates men because he thinks women are too loud and too dramatic for his peace of mind.

He said he 'can't handle the drama of women.'

He broke up with his girlfriend because she 'screamed too much during the movie.'

He texted me, 'I'm with a guy now. He doesn't argue.'

5

A guy who dates guys because he doesn't know how to talk to women and thinks men are easier.

He said he 'just doesn't get women.'

He asked me to help him find a guy because 'he's too scared to ask.'

He texted me, 'I'm with a guy now. He doesn't question me.'

6

A man who only likes guys because he's too lazy to deal with girls and their feelings.

He said, 'Girls are too much work.'

He broke up with his girlfriend because 'she was too emotional.'

He texted me, 'I'm with a guy now. He doesn't cry.'