Dabbled in the Minors, Never went Pro

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You tried a same-sex fling, but it didn't pan out. You went back to your old ways, like a dog who forgot how to fetch.

I dated a guy for a month, then went back to my girlfriend. It was like going from pizza to burgers. Both good, but I'm a burger person.

My boyfriend tried to be my boyfriend, but I just wanted my girlfriend back. He was like a bad haircut, temporary and annoying.

I had a crush on my guy friend, but when he kissed me, I was like, 'Nope. Back to my girl.'

You messed around with a dude, but you didn't commit. You just wanted to keep it simple, like a snack instead of a full meal.

I dated a guy for a week, then went back to my girlfriend. I was like, 'This is just a snack. My girl is the main course.'

I had a guy friend, and we got a little physical. But I was like, 'This is just a side dish. My girl is the main course.'

I had a guy crush, but I was like, 'This is just a light snack. I want my girl for dinner.'

You had a little fun with a guy, but it didn't last. You went back to your girl because you didn't want to deal with the mess.

I had a guy on the side, but it was like a messy room. I went back to my girl because I like clean.

I dated a guy for a bit, but it was like a messy kitchen. I went back to my girl and her clean dishes.

I had a guy crush, but it was like a messy party. I went back to my girl and her clean house.

You tried being bi, but it didn't work out. You went back to your girl like a kid who didn’t want to stay at camp.

I tried being bi, but it was like being stuck at camp. I went back to my girl and her comfort.

I had a guy crush, but it was like being stuck in a boring class. I went back to my girl and her fun.

I dated a guy for a bit, but it was like being stuck at camp. I went back to my girl and her fun.

You had a little fling with a guy, but it didn’t last. You went back to your girl like a dog who forgot how to bark.

I dated a guy for a week, but it was like a dog who forgot how to bark. I went back to my girl and her bark.

I had a guy crush, but it was like a dog who forgot how to sit. I went back to my girl and her sit.

I had a fling with a guy, but it was like a dog who forgot how to fetch. I went back to my girl and her fetch.

You had a little fun with a guy, but it didn't work out. You went back to your girl like a kid who didn't want to do homework.

I had a guy crush, but it was like having homework. I went back to my girl and her fun.

I dated a guy for a bit, but it was like homework. I went back to my girl and her fun.

I had a fling with a guy, but it was like homework. I went back to my girl and her fun.