dabbing unicorn

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A guy with a hard-on pretending to be a unicorn while doing the dab on another guy like it's a competition.
My cousin tried to dab me during a football game and failed because he was too distracted by his erection.
At the party, my friend did a dab so hard he looked like he was trying to summon a unicorn from the other side of the toilet.
He started dabbing me in the middle of a Zoom call and didn't stop until his boss called him out.
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A man with a stiffy doing the dab like he’s about to burst and it’s the most embarrassing thing ever.
He tried to dab me in the hallway and it looked like he was trying to escape a bear.
During lunch, he started dabbing me and spilled his soda all over the table.
He did a dab so hard, it looked like he was trying to impress a unicorn.
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When a guy with a hard-on makes the dab like he’s trying to be cool but it’s just awkward and gross.
He tried to dab me in front of everyone and it was like watching a bad magic trick.
He did a dab in the middle of a math test and got a zero for being too distracted.
He started dabbing me while eating a taco and it looked like a disaster.
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