Dabbing Janks

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A fancy way of showing off how much you're jerking off like a cocky kid in the back of the classroom.

Hey, I just finished dabbing janks and I'm ready to take on the whole school.

I was dabbing janks in the bathroom and my friend walked in like he saw a ghost.

Dabbing janks at lunchtime is my secret weapon for staying cool.

When you're so obsessed with your own willy that you forget to eat your dinner and get yelled at by your mom.

I was dabbing janks so hard my mom came in and took my phone away.

Dabbing janks during math class got me a detention and a side eye from the teacher.

I missed my bus because I was too busy dabbing janks.

A British way of saying you're getting off like a kid who just stole the last cookie from the jar.

I dabbed janks so fast I nearly broke the toilet.

At the park, I was dabbing janks and no one noticed.

I was dabbing janks in the car and my dad said, 'You're going to need a new car soon.'

When you're so proud of your own peen that you start talking to it like it's your best friend.

I was dabbing janks and my dog started barking at me like I was doing something wrong.

I was so busy dabbing janks I forgot my homework and got a zero.

I was dabbing janks in the kitchen and my brother walked in and said, 'You're weird.'

A British habit that makes you look like a fool while you're trying to be cool.

I was dabbing janks in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

I was dabbing janks while eating pizza and it was the worst lunch ever.

I was dabbing janks and my friend said, 'You're louder than a chainsaw.'

When you're so into your own business that you don't even notice your pants are on fire.

I was dabbing janks so hard I didn't notice my pants caught fire.

Dabbing janks while watching TV got me a new remote and a scold from my mom.

I was dabbing janks and my sister came in and said, 'You're like a robot.'