Dabbing Dan

Dabbing Dan just posted a video where he ate a whole pizza by himself and called it a 'legendary meal.'

He DM'd me and said, 'You’re just a nobody who needs my attention.'

He did a live stream and cried when no one sent him a heart.

He tried to make a sandwich and used three kinds of cheese and called it 'the ultimate combo.'

He posted a tweet saying, 'I eat better than you, and you know it.'

He told me he has 10,000 subs, but I’ve seen him cry in the comments section.

He said, 'I’m the king, and you’re just a peasant who needs my videos.'

He posted a video where he ate a burger and called it 'the royal feast.'

He DM’d me and said, 'You’re not even worthy of watching my content.'