Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Blowing smoke up your nose with a hot metal nail and a whole lot of wax. It makes you cough so hard you cry and wipe your face like a sad toddler.

My mom tried dabbing and cried like she lost her job.

Dabbing so hard I turned my face into a tomato.

I dabbed and my roommate asked if I was dying.

2

Humanity’s attempt to go back to the Stone Age but with more elbow and less dignity.

Dabbing like I just saw my ex.

Dabbing so hard I forgot my own name.

I dabbed and my dog looked at me like I was crazy.

3

Sniffing your pits like you’re a dog and you think it’s the height of fashion.

Dabbing my armpit like it’s a perfume ad.

My friend dabbed and smelled like a gym sock.

Dabbing in the middle of class like I’m a weirdo.

4

A dance move so stupid it makes you look like a confused chicken. Cam Newton did it and now everyone is a confused chicken.

Dabbing like I just won the Superbowl.

Dabbing so hard I looked like a confused chicken.

I dabbed and my friend asked if I was having a seizure.

5

Putting your face in your elbow like you’re trying to hide from the world and you’re the worst at it.

Dabbing so hard I looked like a sad turtle.

I dabbed and my face got stuck in my elbow.

Dabbing in the middle of a Zoom call like I’m a weirdo.

6

Putting hot wax on a hot nail and blowing smoke into your face like you’re trying to kill yourself.

Dabbing so hard I turned into a human smoke machine.

Dabbing and coughing like I just ran a marathon.

I dabbed and my lungs screamed at me.

7

A stupid move that makes you look like you just sneezed and got confused.

Dabbing in the hallway like I was trying to be cool.

I dabbed and my friend asked what I was doing.

Dabbing so hard I looked like I had a seizure.