dabberghasted

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to blast someone with so much surprise they drop their phone and stare like a confused cow

My cousin dabberghasted when he saw his ex at the grocery store holding a bag of chips and a cat.

I dabberghasted when my dog ate my homework and then tried to teach me math.

My grandma dabberghasted when she saw her grandpa wearing a chicken costume at the mall.

when you’re so high you think your fridge is talking to you and your socks are plotting a coup

After a dab, I thought my microwave was giving me a pep talk.

I dabberghasted so bad I tried to marry my toaster.

I was so dabberghasted I tried to convince my cat it was a prince.

when an old person gets so dazed by a dab they forget how to walk and start dancing to disco

My grandpa dabberghasted and started doing the hustle in the middle of the park.

My aunt dabberghasted and tried to flirt with a mailbox.

My uncle dabberghasted and tried to ride a bike like it was a horse.