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A long glass stick with a pointy end used to squish concentrates and then touch it to a hot nail or skillet while you inhale the smoke like a dying man begging for mercy.
My dabber broke, and now I'm stuck with a sad, burnt stick and no hope.
I used my dabber to touch the hot nail, and it felt like my face was on fire.
My dabber is so old it’s practically a fossil, and it still works, barely.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fancy photo fixer who makes bad pictures look like they were taken by a pro. They’re like wizards but with software instead of wands.
That movie looked like it was filmed in a garbage can until the dabber fixed it up.
The dabber made my cat look like a movie star instead of a hairball monster.
The dabber turned my blurry vacation photo into something that could be on a poster.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The act of smoking that sticky, gooey oil from a pen, usually because you’re too lazy to do anything else.
I dabbed so much I felt like I was floating in a cloud of madness.
My friend dabs like it’s a religion, and I’m not sure if I should join or run away.
I inhaled so much dab I thought I was going to turn into a giant honeybee.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A video game where you draw a ball and it turns into a BER, and it's coming out in 2025. It's like drawing, but with a bit more chaos.
I can’t wait for DABBER to come out, I’ve already drawn 100 balls just to be ready.
DABBER is the best thing since sliced bread, or maybe the worst thing since my ex’s Instagram.
DABBER is so cool I’m going to name my pet ball after it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A commercial that turned into a meme for people who are so high they’ve lost their minds and their dignity.
That Dole Dipper ad turned me into a human disaster.
I was so high from the Dole Dipper I thought my pants were on fire.
My friend turned into a Dole Dipper and started talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you’re so desperate to poop that it starts coming out in your pants like a sad, defeated army.
I had to poop so bad I looked like a sad, defeated army.
My pants were soaked in poop because I was too lazy to go to the bathroom.
I was so bad at holding it in I think my pants felt sorry for me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A man who wipes with one square of toilet paper like it’s his last hope for survival.
He wiped with one square like it was the last piece of paper on Earth.
My dad wipes like he’s fighting a war with toilet paper.
He used one square so hard it looked like it was in a battle with his driblets.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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