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when you mess with someone so bad they feel like a giant meatball in a saucepan
My buddy dabbed my teacher by putting a whoopee cushion on her chair.
He dabbed his mom by telling her she was a bald eagle wearing a hat.
I dabbed my cousin by making him eat a spoonful of ketchup straight from the bottle.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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doing a gross gay thing with a bunch of hot men who are in the business of making other people's faces look like they were hit by a truck
Those guys got dabbed by a group of porn stars and it looked like a disaster.
He was dabbed by 10 men at once and cried like a baby.
The crew got dabbed and now they all have a permanent blush.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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smoking super strong weed by putting it on a hot nail and then inhaling it so hard it feels like your lungs are on fire and you start crying like a baby while trying to pass a bong
He dabbed so hard he cried and looked like a raccoon with a broken heart.
She dabbed and her eyes were red and her nose was running like a faucet.
They all dabbed and looked like they were about to cry at a funeral.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the worst thing that ever happened to humans, like when your grandpa forgot how to tie his shoes
Dabbing is like when your brain turns into a soup and you can’t think straight.
That kid dabbed and looked like he had a brain freeze and a broken arm.
Dabbing is when you go from smart to stupid in one second.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when you’re on a bike and you touch your foot to the ground, which is the worst thing ever because you looked cool
He dabbed on the trail and looked like a total noob.
She dabbed and everyone laughed at her like she was a joke.
He dabbed his foot and his bike looked like it had a face and was judging him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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as dead as a dead zombie who was hit by a truck and then left in the middle of the desert
He was so dabbed he looked like a dead fish.
She was completely dabbed and didn’t even blink when the lights went out.
He was so dead he looked like a tree that was hit by a hammer.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when your dad is so bad he’s like a dad who forgot to put pants on and then went to work
My dad is a total dab and looks like he was hit by a truck.
That dad is a real dab and his hair looks like a mess.
He’s a dab and he eats cereal for dinner like it’s a holiday.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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