dabbe

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When you text someone and put two dabs on either side of your message like it’s a fancy sandwich and you’re the bread
Dabbe, I’m coming for you like a bear in a honey jar
Dabbe, you’re the reason I failed math
Dabbe, I’m gonna text you so much your phone will explode
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Dabb is when you bend your arm like a broken robot and put your head in it like it’s a pillow and you’re too lazy to get up
I did the dabb so hard I bent my arm and my head fell off
Dabb is my life now, I live in my arm
I dabb so much my neighbor called the cops
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You dabb when one arm is in front of your face like you’re blocking something and the other is in the air like you’re trying to touch the sky but you’re too short
I dabbed so high I touched the ceiling and my mom yelled at me
I dabbed in front of my teacher and got sent to the office
I dabbed so much my arm got tired and I fell over
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When you smoke a strong hit of weed so hard you cough like a dying dragon and your arm goes up and the other goes down like you’re doing a weird yoga pose
I dabbed so hard I turned green and my friend laughed at me
I dabbed so much my cough woke up my dog
I dabbed and my mom said I was making too much noise
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You dabb when you put your arm to your nose like you’re about to sneeze but you’re just doing it for show
I dabbed in class and my teacher called me a fake
I dabbed so much my nose got sore
I dabbed during a Zoom call and my boss was confused
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A-shoo is when you say it like you’re the king of the universe and you’re so cool you don’t even need to explain it
A-shoo, I’m the king of the school
A-shoo, I don’t need to say anything else
A-shoo, I’m so cool I don’t even care
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Dabb stands for dumb ass blonde bitch and it’s the worst insult ever because it’s true
You’re a dabb, I’m telling everyone
I called my friend a dabb and she cried
My mom says I’m a dabb and I don’t like it
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