Dabbageddon

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When the last dab is done and the whole multiverse goes up in a giant flaming poop because everyone’s too lazy to dab properly. No bunker. No spaceship. Just pure shame and bad breath.
The final dab was weak. The multiverse cried. Then it exploded. Like a bad lunch.
I dabbed once. The multiverse screamed. Then it exploded. Like my mom on a Monday.
The last dab was a sneeze. The multiverse died. Then it exploded. Like a disco ball in a blender.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When the last dab is done and the multiverse gets so sad it throws a tantrum and explodes. No teleporter. No dimension. Just a bunch of people who couldn’t dab right.
I did the final dab and the multiverse cried so hard it exploded. Like a toddler who lost their favorite crayon.
The last dab was a cough. The multiverse flipped out and exploded. Like my dad when he finds out I ate his sandwich.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken chair.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When the final dab is done and the multiverse gets so angry it explodes because no one could dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just a bunch of people who messed up the dab.
The last dab was a fart. The multiverse exploded. Like my brother during math class.
The final dab was a yawn. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a hole in it.
The last dab was a sneeze. The multiverse exploded. Like a hot dog in a microwave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because no one could dab right. No teleporter. No dimension. Just people who couldn’t be bothered to dab properly.
The final dab was a groan. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken toaster.
The last dab was a moan. The multiverse exploded. Like my mom on a Tuesday.
The final dab was a burp. The multiverse exploded. Like a balloon with a pin in it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When the last dab is done and the multiverse explodes because everyone’s too dumb to dab right. No spaceship. No bunker. Just people who didn’t know what a dab was.
The final dab was a whisper. The multiverse exploded. Like a loudspeaker in a quiet room.
The last dab was a snore. The multiverse exploded. Like a tire on fire.
The final dab was a sigh. The multiverse exploded. Like a broken fan.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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