Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Dabba is when you call your laptop a desktop like you're too good for the real thing

My laptop is a desktop. I'm not like the rest of you.

I said 'desktop' and my friend laughed. I called him a dabbie.

I think my phone is a desktop now. I'm that desperate.

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Dabba is when you lie about your computer just to sound smarter

I told my mom I had a desktop. She said I was a dabbie.

He said he had a desktop. I know he just had a laptop.

My friend said he had a desktop. I asked him to prove it.

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Dabba is the worst thing you can be in college

I'm not a dabbie. I have a real desktop.

She's a dabbie. She uses a laptop.

He's a dabbie. He thinks a laptop is a desktop.

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Dabba is when you're too cheap to buy a real desktop

I use a laptop. I'm not a dabbie.

He's a dabbie. He's too cheap for a real desktop.

She said she had a desktop. I called her a dabbie.

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Dabba is when you're too lazy to upgrade your laptop

I'm not a dabbie. I'm too lazy to upgrade.

He's a dabbie. He uses a laptop like it's a desktop.

She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.

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Dabba is when you're too dumb to know the difference between a laptop and a desktop

I'm not a dabbie. I know the difference.

He's a dabbie. He doesn't know what a desktop is.

She said she had a desktop. I said she was a dabbie.