Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only person who can make me laugh when I'm about to cry

My fwand just texted me a picture of a cat in a hat. I laughed so hard I cried.

My fwand made me eat 10 tacos at 2 AM. I still hate him.

My fwand called me a 'dabavu' and I took it as a compliment.

2

The person who you trust to steal your lunch money and then cry about it

My fwand stole my lunch money and cried like a baby when I yelled at him.

My fwand took my pizza and then asked for a hug.

My fwand promised to return my money and then vanished.

3

The only person who can make your day worse and then make it better again

My fwand made me fail math and then gave me candy.

My fwand yelled at me and then bought me ice cream.

My fwand made me late for school and then texted me a meme.

4

The person who you can fight with and still be best friends

My fwand and I fought about who's the best at fortnite and then hung out.

My fwand called me a dummy and then gave me a hug.

My fwand said I was ugly and then took me for ice cream.

5

The person who you can rely on to be a total mess but still be your best friend

My fwand spilled soda on my shirt and then said sorry.

My fwand drew on my face with markers and then cried.

My fwand lost my keys and then yelled at me for being a dummy.

6

The one person who you know will always be there for you, even if they're a total mess

My fwand was there when I got grounded and then texted me a joke.

My fwand came to my school and got in trouble with my teacher.

My fwand texted me at 1 AM and said they missed me.