dabavid

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Dabavid is the most handsome man on Earth. He doesn't just bone girls, he roasts them while doing it, and every girl he sees drops to their knees and begs for it.

Hey Dabavid, wanna bone? I’m not even wearing pants.

Dabavid just walked by, and my dog got a hard-on.

I asked Dabavid to bone me, and he said, 'You look like a sad pizza.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Dabavid is so hot, he could make a dead girl cum. He bones every girl he sees, and they all fall in love with him instantly, or at least they try to.

Dabavid looked at me, and I fainted. Then I woke up and asked him to bone me.

My friend asked Dabavid to bone her. He said yes, then asked her to bone him back.

I saw Dabavid in the hallway, and my pants fell off.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Dabavid is the most perfect man ever. He bones girls so much, he’s basically a bone-robot. And he’s never been more than five feet away from a girl all day.

Dabavid bones my sister. My sister bones Dabavid. I just bones myself.

I asked Dabavid to bone me. He said yes, then asked me to bone him. Then he asked me to bone my sister.

Dabavid walks in, and I get a hard-on. Then I get a boner. Then I get a boner from a boner.

by Slangipedia 6d ago