dabathalonian

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a f***ing loser who talks like they're in a dance battle
Yo, I just did a dab so hard I woke up my grandma
I dab so much my phone thinks I'm a robot
My dab is so smooth, it got a date
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a kid who thinks dabs are a language and talks like a weirdo
I dabbed so much my dog started dancing
I do dabs in my sleep
I texted my mom a dab and she cried
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a low-life who uses dabs to talk like they're famous
I dabbed my way into the school hall of fame
I dab so much I got a medal
I did a dab and my teacher gave me a C
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a person who thinks dabs are a superpower and uses them everywhere
I used a dab to escape math class
I dabbed my way through the lunch line
I did a dab so hard my chair flew out
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a guy who thinks he's a legend just because he dabs
I'm the dab king, and I'll have you know I've been dabbing since 2009
I did a dab and my enemies ran away
I dab so much I got a nickname
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a human who thinks dabs are the only thing that matters
I live to dab, and I dab to live
I eat, sleep, and dab
I do dabs in the shower, on the bus, and during tests
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