Dabarista

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The guy or gal who runs the Dab Bar like it's a warzone and they're the general.

The Dabarista just yelled 'No snacks, no respect!' at a kid who tried to eat chips while waiting.

I asked for a double shot and got a lecture about my life choices.

They told me my latte was 'a disgrace to all coffee drinkers before me.'

The person who works the Dab Bar and thinks they're the main character of a superhero movie.

'I don't just make drinks, I create masterpieces!' said the Dabarista, as they dropped a spoon in my coffee.

They waved off my complaint with, 'You're just not ready for the power of this espresso.'

I tried to leave, and they yelled, 'You think you can escape the Dab Bar? Try me!'

The Dab Bar worker who takes their job so seriously, they might as well be married to the coffee machine.

They didn't just add milk, they whispered secrets to the coffee before pouring it.

When I asked for a hot chocolate, they said, 'You want hot? I'll give you scalding.'

They brought me a drink and said, 'This is your new best friend.'

The person who runs the Dab Bar like it's the only thing keeping the world from exploding.

'One more interruption and I'll shut this place down!' yelled the Dabarista, as a kid walked in.

They took my order and said, 'This is your last chance. Don't mess it up.'

I asked for a refill and they said, 'You're testing my patience, I can feel it.'

The Dab Bar employee who thinks they're a rock star and the drinks are their fans.

'I don't just make drinks, I perform them!' said the Dabarista, as they dropped a sugar cube into my coffee like it was a stage dive.

They gave me my drink with a bow and said, 'This is your award for being a good customer.'

They asked me if I wanted a 'tropical breeze' and I said yes, not knowing it was a mango smoothie with a side of drama.

The Dab Bar worker who has a personality so loud, it could wake up the dead.

The Dabarista yelled at the coffee machine like it had betrayed them.

They told me my drink was 'the worst I've ever seen' and I believe them.

They gave me a drink and said, 'This is the best you're ever gonna get.'