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when you hit the sauce so hard you turn into a human smoke machine and your friends are like why are you still breathing
I inhaled so much I had to take a breath through my nose just to survive
My brain felt like it was on fire and my lungs were screaming
My homie passed out on the couch and I had to wake him up with a spray can
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when you get a tiny bag of dabs and you smoke it all in one go because you’re too lazy to stop and you end up coughing out a tiny cloud of smoke
I took one hit and coughed so hard I think I broke my rib
My friend laughed so hard he fell off the couch
I felt like a dragon who just breathed fire for the first time
3
when you get a little bit of dabs and you smoke it all in one session with your friends because you’re too cool to do anything else
My homie said he felt like he was flying and I just said that’s what happens when you’re high
We all started laughing so hard we couldn’t breathe
I tried to talk and my words came out like a robot who just learned how to speak
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when you take a tiny amount of dabs and you smoke it all in one hit and it feels like your brain is melting and your friends are just watching you suffer
I took one hit and my brain felt like it was on fire and I couldn’t think straight
My friend just kept laughing while I was trying to speak
I looked like I had just been hit by a truck and I was still trying to talk
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when you get a little bit of dabs and you smoke it all with your friends and you end up feeling like a superhero who just got hit by a truck and still kept going
I felt like a superhero who could fly but my lungs were screaming
My friend said he felt like he could run a marathon and I just said that’s what happens when you smoke too much
I tried to stand up and my legs felt like they were made of jelly
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