dabanna

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A dabanna is when adanna and a banana get smashed together like a bad math problem and a fruit smoothie. They’re goofy as hell, but they can multiply numbers faster than you can say ‘bananas’.
Dabanna just solved my algebra test and then ate my banana. I’m confused.
My teacher says dabanna is the reason I failed math. I say she’s just jealous.
Dabanna came to my house and multiplied my banana supply by 10. Now I have 10 bananas and 10 problems.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dabanna is like the human version of a banana split, messy, loud, and full of energy. They’re tall, cute, and have a crush but act like they’re not even interested.
Dabanna texted me, ‘I have a crush on you. Also, I have a banana. Let’s eat it together.’ I said ‘no’ but still ate the banana.
Dabanna showed up at my school wearing a banana costume. I said nothing. I was too confused.
Dabanna asked me out on a date. I said yes. Then I remembered she also has a banana.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dabanna is a banana-shaped nightmare who also happens to be a math genius. They’re sporty, aesthetic, and have a crush but are too stubborn to say it.
Dabanna ran a mile, solved a math problem, and then ate my banana. I was left with nothing but confusion.
Dabanna sent me a DM: ‘I like you. Also, I have a banana. Want to eat it?’ I said yes. Then I realized she had a crush on me.
Dabanna is the reason I failed PE and passed math. I have no idea how that happened.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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