dabanese

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Dabanese is when you smoke so much dab you turn into a babbling idiot who talks like a confused ninja with a speech impediment.

I’m gonna go to the store and buy a sandwich and then maybe die.

My dog just asked me if I was going to be alive tomorrow.

I think I’m a wizard but also a potato.

Dabanese is when you get so high on dab you can’t tell your left foot from your right brain and start talking nonsense.

I’m gonna eat the moon and then maybe take a nap.

The cat is my boss and I have to do taxes.

I think my pants are alive and they’re judging me.

Dabanese is when you smoke dab so hard you become a talking mess with no idea what time it is or why you’re speaking in tongues.

I’m going to conquer the world and then take a selfie.

The fridge is plotting against me and it’s gonna win.

I think I’m a dragon but I also need to pee.