D.A.B.A.N

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A title so high it makes B. A. N look like a baby learning to walk. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks they're king of the dumbasses.

You just failed a basic math test and called the teacher a f***ing loser.

You tried to rap and sounded like a cat fighting a toaster.

You still think pizza is a snack, not a lifestyle.

The worst kind of B. A. N. You're so dumb you think being loud counts as smart.

You yelled at a vending machine and it didn't give you snacks.

You tried to explain the plot of a movie and made no sense.

You think being messy is a superpower.

You're not just B. A. N, you're the king of dumb. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who can't even spell 'dumb.'

You wrote 'dum' instead of 'dumb' on your homework.

You tried to text while eating a whole pizza and failed.

You think a chicken is a type of car.

You're the lowest of the low. You're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks being stupid is a badge of honor.

You showed up to class in pajamas and didn't care.

You asked your teacher if the sky was blue and got confused.

You tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.

You're not just dumb, you're a Dumb Ass Bitch Ass Nigga who thinks being loud and messy is a lifestyle.

You screamed in the library and got sent to the principal's office.

You brought a whole pizza to lunch and ate it in one bite.

You tried to sing and it sounded like a dying dog.