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A movie idea so stupid only a grizzly bear with a brain full of glitter would think of it

My cousin’s dog tried to direct it and it was a disaster

The bear wore a cape and it was just a big mess

They tried to make it 3D and it looked like it was dipped in spaghetti

A movie that a grizzly bear thought up after eating too much candy and watching too much TV

The bear screamed in slow motion and it was the worst part

They tried to make it a sequel and it was just a bear yelling

The audience threw popcorn at the screen and it was a mercy kill

A movie so bad it made the grizzly bear cry and then throw up glitter

The bear cried glitter and it was the most beautiful thing ever

They tried to make it a musical and it was just screaming

The bear threw up glitter and it looked like a rainbow puke