Dababydable

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When dababy gets so mad he argues with you like you're his ex and his mom at the same time

Dababy: 'You think you can just walk out of this?' Me: 'You think I want to be here?'

Dababy: 'You said you'd never leave me!' Me: 'I never said I'd never leave you!' He: 'You're just like my ex!'

Dababy: 'You think you're better than me?' Me: 'I think I'm just as bad as you.'

When you and dababy are so stuck in a debate it feels like you're both in a jail cell with no food

Dababy: 'You're wrong!' Me: 'No you're wrong!' Dababy: 'You're both wrong!' Me: 'Now we're all wrong!'

Dababy: 'You think you're smart?' Me: 'I think I'm just tired.' Dababy: 'You're not smart, you're just lazy.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying!' Me: 'I'm trying, you're just arguing!' Dababy: 'You're not trying, you're just talking!'

When you and dababy are both so stubborn you could be brothers from a different mom

Dababy: 'You're not going to win this!' Me: 'I'm not going to lose this!' Dababy: 'You're not even close to winning this!'

Dababy: 'You think you're tough?' Me: 'I think I'm just stubborn.' Dababy: 'You're not tough, you're just annoying.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be smart!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be nice!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'

When you and dababy are both so loud it's like you're both screaming in a car with no windows

Dababy: 'You're not even listening!' Me: 'I'm listening, I'm just not agreeing!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying!'

Dababy: 'You think you're loud?' Me: 'I think I'm just annoying.' Dababy: 'You're not loud, you're just bad.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be loud!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be quiet!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'

When you and dababy are both so confused you think you're both on a different planet

Dababy: 'You're not even making sense!' Me: 'I'm making sense, you're just not listening!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying!'

Dababy: 'You think you're smart?' Me: 'I think I'm just confused.' Dababy: 'You're not smart, you're just lost.'

Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be smart!' Me: 'I'm not even trying to be on the same planet!' Dababy: 'You're not even trying to be alive!'