Dababy-phobia

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You get da baby-phobia when you see a baby and you wanna punch it in the face

I saw a baby crying and I almost threw my coffee at it

My cousin has da baby-phobia and ran out of the room when his niece came in

I got da baby-phobia at the mall when a baby stared at me like I owed it money

Da baby-phobia is when you see a baby and you think it’s trying to steal your soul

I had da baby-phobia when my neighbor’s baby looked at me like I was a snack

At the park, I got da baby-phobia when a baby smiled at me like it was a trap

I saw a baby in a onesie and I thought it was a monster in disguise

You have da baby-phobia if you think every baby is out to get you

I got da baby-phobia when a baby sneezed at me like it was a war cry

At the grocery store, I had da baby-phobia because a baby was giggling at me

My friend got da baby-phobia when a baby gave him the finger