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A huge and black log that makes the forest look like it just got run over by a dump truck full of smelly farts.

I saw it hanging out of his pants like a broken fence post.

He tried to hide it behind a bush, but it was still bigger than the bush.

My dog ran away screaming when it saw it.

A giant, black, smelly stick that makes you question why you ever went near a tree in the first place.

He tried to use it as a walking stick, but it fell over and hit him in the face.

It was so big, it blocked the sun like a giant smelly curtain.

I took a picture of it and sent it to my mom, and she called me a weirdo.

A long, black, stinky thing that looks like it came straight out of a swamp and was cursed by a very angry frog.

He tried to shake it like a dog shaking water, but it just got even bigger.

It smelled so bad, my nose started running like a river.

I asked him if it was a tree, and he said, 'No, it's my breakfast.'