dabab

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dabab is when you look so hot you make everyone else feel like they’re wearing a stained shirt
My girl walked in and the whole class went silent. Dabab.
He flexed at the gym and I almost dropped my protein shake. Dabab.
She showed up in a bikini and my dog stared at her. Dabab.
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dabab is when you are so attractive you make people forget they’re wearing pants
He walked into the restaurant and the waiter forgot my order. Dabab.
My cousin came to visit and my mom stopped cooking. Dabab.
She wore a hat and I still couldn’t look her in the eye. Dabab.
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dabab is when you are so hot you make people wish they had a time machine just to relive the moment
He showed up at my party and I wish I had a time machine. Dabab.
She wore a dress and my friend fainted. Dabab.
He texted me and I almost dropped my phone. Dabab.
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dabab is when you’re so good looking you make people wish they had a second head just to look at you
He had two heads and still wasn’t as good as my boy. Dabab.
She walked in and my friend started talking to himself. Dabab.
He had a beard and I got jealous. Dabab.
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dabab is when you are so hot you make people forget they have a job
He showed up at work and my boss forgot to pay us. Dabab.
She walked in and my coworker stopped eating. Dabab.
He wore a suit and I got distracted. Dabab.
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dabab is when you are so hot you make people wish they had a sixth sense just to feel you
She walked in and I wish I had a sixth sense. Dabab.
He showed up and my dog started barking at him. Dabab.
He had a sixth sense and still wasn’t as good as me. Dabab.
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