DABA Girl

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A woman who dated a rich guy who turned into a broke loser when the economy went to hell. Everyone laughs at her now.
'I dated a Wall Street guy, now he's broke and I'm eating ramen for dinner.'
'He promised me a penthouse. Now I'm stuck in a studio with a leaky roof.'
'He said he'd never fail. Now he's crying in a Dunkin' Donuts.'
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A lady who got stuck with a money guy who lost all his cash and now she’s stuck with his debt and his bad decisions.
'He lost my money and now I have to pay his credit card bills.'
'He said he’d never fail. Now he’s begging me for lunch money.'
'He had a million dollars, now he’s asking me to split a pizza.'
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A woman who dated a fat cat who turned into a sad mouse when the economy crumbled. Now she’s stuck with his sad life.
'He used to drive a Ferrari. Now he drives a Uber.'
'He used to wear suits. Now he wears pajamas to work.'
'He used to be rich. Now he’s asking me to split a pizza.'
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