Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a messy handshake where you grab someone's hand like a meatball and then slap it away like you're getting rid of a bad smell

Dab up, bro. You smell like last week's pizza and regret.

Dab up, and I'll make you regret it.

Dab up, or I'll dab you up.

2

stabbing someone so fast they think you’re trying to kill them and not just being annoying

Dab up, you little shrimp.

Dab up, or I'll stab you in the face.

Dab up, and I'll make you cry.

3

a secret handshake that only gay guys in the 80s knew, and now you’re trying to figure it out like it’s a mystery box

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re one of us.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re not a poser.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re ready for the real stuff.

4

using a dab pen like it’s a weapon and you’re trying to smoke the whole school

Dab up, and I’ll be high by lunch.

Dab up, and I’ll be out of my mind.

Dab up, and I’ll be a walking disaster.

5

a handshake that only high schoolers do, because they think they’re cool and no one else is

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re not a loser.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re not a nerd.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re not a poser.

6

greeting someone like you just won the lottery and they’re the one who gave it to you

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re my friend.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re my partner in crime.

Dab up, and I’ll know you’re my ride or die.