dab-struck

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When a rookie weed eater takes a huge hit of concentrated pot and turns into a screaming, drooling, confused mess.
My cousin took a dab and started crying like a baby over a spilled soda.
My neighbor’s dog took a dab and tried to eat the couch.
I took a dab and my brain exploded, literally.
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When a greenhorn hits a potent dose of extract and becomes a human version of a confused chicken.
My friend took a dab and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
My sister took a dab and thought her mom was a ghost.
I took a dab and my entire life became a meme.
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When a newbie hits a strong extract and turns into a drooling, screaming, incoherent blob of humanity.
My brother took a dab and tried to eat my face.
My dog took a dab and peed on my shoes like it was a war crime.
I took a dab and my brain turned into a blender.
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