Dab rejected

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When you hit someone with a dab, and they act like they don't even know what a dab is.
I just dabs at you, and you stare at me like I asked you to do my math homework.
He dabs me in the face, and I just shrug and say, 'Bro, you’re not even cool.'
I tried to dab her, and she looked at me like I told her my mom is a bad driver.
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When you try to show off with a dab, and the person you're showing off to ignores you completely.
I dabbed right in front of him, and he just kept scrolling on his phone like I wasn’t even there.
She did a full-on dab in the hallway, and I just walked past her like she was a weirdo.
He tried to dab me, and I said, 'I’ve seen better dabs in a middle school talent show.'
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When you throw a dab at someone, and they don’t even flinch. It’s like you’re talking to a wall.
I did my best dab, and he just looked at me like I was asking for a raise.
She dabs me, and I just said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
He threw a dab at me, and I just said, 'You’re like the dab version of a ghost.'
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When you think you’re the king of the dab, but the person you’re dabbing just laughs at you and walks away.
I did a dab so hard, and he just laughed and said, 'Bro, you’re not even close.'
She dabs me and says, 'You’re like the dab version of a bad joke.'
He tried to dab me, and I said, 'You’re not even on the same level.'
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When you try to be cool with a dab, but the person you’re trying to impress acts like they’ve never heard of a dab before.
I did a dab right in front of her, and she said, 'What even is this?'
He tried to dab me, and I said, 'You’re like a dab rookie who just got a C in math.'
I did my best dab, and he just said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
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