dab pen

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The second-best way for a stoner to get high, right after the dab rig. They can’t handle this stuff, it’ll turn them into a blithering idiot. Froomie gives it to them because he’s the king of weed stuff.
My cousin got a dab pen and now he’s too high to do his math homework.
Froomie gave me a dab pen and now I’m too high to stop talking about it.
I tried a dab pen and now I can’t stop laughing at my dog.
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A vape that hits you so hard you’ll think you’re flying. Only the cool kids have dabs. JUUL is for babies. After one hit, you’ll never smoke a blunt again.
I hit my dab pen and now I think I’m a superhero.
My friend took one hit and started crying about his ex.
I used my dab pen and now I can’t stop talking about tacos.
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The worst thing that ever happened to your tolerance. You switch from devils lettuce to dabs because they’re way better. You can’t even think about step-sister porn without hitting a dab.
I switched to dabs and now I can’t stop hitting them.
My tolerance is dead because of dabs.
I got a dab pen and now I don’t need Adderall anymore.
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Dab pen day is on May 10 because that’s the most common size. Get as high as you can on this day. It’s like a holiday for stoners.
I got so high on dab pen day I fell off the couch.
My friend had a party on dab pen day and we all got too high.
Dab pen day is my favorite day of the year.
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When you share a dab pen at a party and a week later everyone gets covid. It’s like the virus came from the pen.
I shared my dab pen at the party and now everyone has covid.
My friend got covid from a dab pen and now he’s too sick to come to school.
The dab pen was the worst idea ever and now we all have covid.
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When your friend or lover gets so addicted to THC oil they never show up to anything. They claim they used it in school.
My friend got so high from a dab pen he missed all his tests.
My sister got so addicted to dabs she stopped going to school.
He used a dab pen in school and got caught.
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