Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like saying no but with more attitude and less brainpower. It's like when you're too lazy to even bother thinking.

'Dab on that, bro. I'm not doing this.'

'Dab on that, mom. I'm not cleaning my room.'

'Dab on that, teacher. I'm not doing homework.'

2

Smoking super strong weed using a hot nail and a torch. It's so strong it'll make you cry, cough, and drop your bong like it's your ex.

'I dabbed so hard I cried and my bong fell over.'

'That dab was so strong it made my dog cry.'

'I dabbed and my face turned red like a tomato.'

3

Proof that humans went from smart to dumb. Like when your brain is so weak it can't even handle basic stuff.

'Dab on that, humans. You went from smart to dumb.'

'Dab on that, I can't even handle math.'

'Dab on that, I ate three pizzas and now I'm confused.'

4

When you ride a bike and touch your foot to the ground. It's like giving up and being a baby.

'I dabbed on that trail and it felt like I was a baby.'

'I dabbed because I couldn't do the trick.'

'I dabbed and got laughed at by my friends.'

5

So tired you could sleep for a week. Like when you're so dead you don't even want to move.

'I'm so dead, I could sleep for a week.'

'Dab on that, I don't even want to wake up.'

'I'm so dead I don't even know my own name.'

6

Australian slang for dad. Also called dabo. Like when your dad is so weird you think he’s from another planet.

'My dad is a dabo from another planet.'

'Dab on that, dad. You’re weird.'

'My dad is a dabo and he eats socks.'

7

Sniffing your armpit like it's the most important thing in the world. It's like you think you're a king or something.

'I sniffed my armpit like I was a king.'

'Dab on that, I think my armpit is the best.'

'I sniffed my armpit and it smelled like a gym sock.'