Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You take a big hit so fast you crash onto the couch like a sack of bricks and pass out before your brain even finishes processing the flavor

I took a dab so big I fell asleep mid-sentence. My mom thought I was dead.

He hit the couch so hard it made the dog snort.

I dabbed so hard I woke up in the fridge.

2

You inhale so much smoke you go from standing to lying down on the floor like a fried chicken

I took a dab and collapsed like a broken chair. My roommate called 911.

She hit the bed so hard it knocked the lamp over.

He inhaled so much he started talking to the ceiling.

3

You take such a huge hit you go from being a human to a pile of meat on the floor

I took one hit and fell flat on my face. My dog laughed at me.

He dabbed so hard he woke up in the trash can.

She hit the couch and didn’t wake up until noon.

4

You inhale so much you forget you're alive and just lay there like a dead fish

I took a dab and forgot how to breathe. My friend had to drag me out.

He hit the bed so hard it made the ceiling shake.

She inhaled so much she started drooling.

5

You take a hit so strong it knocks you out before your brain even says thank you

I took a dab and passed out before I could finish my sentence.

He collapsed like a tree in a storm.

She hit the couch and didn’t move for an hour.

6

You take a hit so big it turns you into a meat bag on the floor

I inhaled so hard I turned into a sack of meat. My dog ate my socks.

He hit the bed and started snoring before he finished the hit.

She collapsed like a sack of bricks and didn’t wake up until morning.