dab me up bro

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When you're at composite high in Fort McMurray and some idiot yells 'dab me up bro' at you, you slap hands with them like you're making a deal with the devil, thumbs up, and then punch their face for being annoying.
'Dab me up bro!' 'Okay, but I'm gonna punch you after this.'
He said 'dab me up bro' and I slapped his hand so hard I thought it was gonna fall off.
I was walking down the hallway and some guy yelled 'dab me up bro' and I just high-fived him and then laughed in his face.
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When you and your best friend shake hands so hard it feels like your bones are gonna break and it means you're forever stuck in a friendship that will never end.
We shook hands so hard I thought my hand was gonna pop off and I screamed 'I'm never letting you go!'
My homie came up and said 'let's shake hands like we're gonna die' and I said 'yes' and we did it.
I shook his hand so hard it felt like he was gonna break and I said 'that was a solid handshake, bro.'
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