DAB list

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The DAB list is a group of bitches so low they’d lick a toilet seat if it had a discount.
My homie just got added to the DAB list because he cried when he got a D.
My sister’s on the DAB list and she still thinks she’s cool.
That guy who said he’d never fail again is now on the DAB list and he’s crying in the hallway.
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The DAB list is a bunch of bitches so dumb they think a B is a passing grade.
My math teacher put me on the DAB list because I wrote ‘b’ instead of ‘2’.
My cousin is on the DAB list and still says he’s a ‘A’ student.
That kid got put on the DAB list for saying ‘B’ is the same as ‘A’.
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The DAB list is like a club for bitches who never studied and still think they’re cool.
My homie got on the DAB list because he failed and still texted me like he was king.
My friend’s on the DAB list and still thinks he’s better than everyone.
That girl got on the DAB list and still texts me like she’s got a perfect grade.
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The DAB list is the worst group of bitches who think a D is a win and a B is a loss.
My teacher put me on the DAB list because I said a D was better than a B.
My brother is on the DAB list and still thinks he’s the best.
That kid got on the DAB list for saying a B is worse than a D.
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The DAB list is the squad of bitches who think they’re king even though they got a D.
My friend’s on the DAB list and still says he’s the best.
That kid got on the DAB list and still thinks he’s the king.
My homie got on the DAB list and still texts me like he’s perfect.
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The DAB list is a club for bitches who think they’re fancy even though they barely passed.
My friend got on the DAB list because he said he was fancy with a D.
That kid is on the DAB list and still thinks he’s the best.
My homie got on the DAB list and still says he’s fancy.
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