dab child

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A dab child is like a mini dad who thinks they’re the best at dabs and tries to act cool in front of their dad. The dad just laughs and says, ‘You’re still a baby at dabs.’
My kid tried to dab in front of me and missed. I said, ‘That’s not a dab, that’s a faceplant.’
My son tried to dad me, but I just smacked him with a dab.
He tried to act cool in front of me, but I caught him eating cereal while dabbing.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dab child is a kid who thinks they’re the king of dabs just because their dad is good. They try to dad on everyone, but they’re just a weak version of their dad.
He tried to dad on my brother and got called out for being a fake dabber.
My kid tried to dad me in a video, but I just posted it with a caption: ‘This is not a dab, this is a disgrace.’
He said he was better than me at dabs. I said, ‘You’re just a dab kid.’
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dab child is someone who thinks they’re the next big dabber just because their dad is famous. They try to dad on people, but they’re just a clumsy version of their dad.
He tried to dad me on Instagram and got roasted in the comments.
He tried to dad on my friend and got called ‘dab kid’ in a group chat.
He tried to dad on my mom and got a dab to the face.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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