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The hottest guy you’ll ever lay eyes on. He’s like a god in human form, but with better jokes and no attitude. Any girl who dates him gets the VIP treatment, and that’s not just glitter and confetti, that’s real stuff.

He texted me, 'You’re the best I’ve ever had. Also, I’m still single.'

At the party, he laughed at my joke and then made a better one. I died.

He bought me pizza and said, 'This is my way of saying I’m not a total loser.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The guy who’s so cool, he makes your ex look like a crybaby. He’s got charm, he’s got jokes, and he’s got a way of making you feel like the only girl in the room, even if you’re not.

He slid into my DMs and said, 'You look like someone who needs a miracle.' I asked for a pizza instead.

He saved my life by telling the best joke at the worst time.

He told my crush I was 'the best he’s ever seen, and that’s not just because he’s trying to get into my pants.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago