Daarubaazmehta

Daarubaazmehta just sent a 10-line tweet about the rain. It was like a weather report from hell.

He DM'd me during a meeting. I looked like a confused goldfish.

His news updates are longer than my ex's goodbye text.

He posted 7 times in 10 minutes. I think he was trying to break the internet.

He sent me a tweet at 2 AM. I thought it was a ghost.

He posted about the same news 3 times. It was like watching a broken parrot.

He sent me a 5-line message about the traffic. I felt like I was in a traffic jam of words.

He posted about the weather while I was eating. I almost choked on my sandwich.

He DM'd me during a movie. I left the theater confused.

He posted about the same news 5 times. I think he was trying to annoy the whole internet.

He sent me a tweet during my lunch break. I almost threw my sandwich at the screen.

He posted so much I thought he was trying to replace the internet.

He posted about the traffic while I was driving. I almost crashed into a tree.

He sent me a 3-line message at midnight. I thought it was my ex.

He posted so much I think he was trying to make the internet cry.

He posted about the weather while I was on a date. I almost broke up with my girlfriend.

He sent me a 6-line message about the news. I felt like I was in a classroom.

He posted so much I think he was trying to take over the internet.