Daarien

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A tiny gremlin who eats like a beast and snores like a truck full of drunk elephants.

Daarien ate three pizzas and passed out on the couch. His snoring woke up the neighbors.

He fell asleep during a movie and snored so loud the dog ran out of the room.

Daarien’s bedtime routine is eating a whole cake and screaming at the ceiling.

A little gremlin who’s more interested in snacks than friends and naps than life.

Daarien skipped the party to eat chips and take a nap. He didn’t even care.

He ignored his friend’s call to play video games because he was too busy eating cookies.

Daarien turned down a trip to the park to stay home and eat cereal for dinner.

A gremlin so tiny, he could fit in a shoe, but he eats enough to feed a whole army and then takes a nap that could last a decade.

Daarien ate a whole bag of candy and then slept for six hours straight.

He had a snack during class and then fell asleep on his desk like it was his bed.

Daarien’s nap was so long, his mom had to wake him up for dinner.