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A place where kids get tortured with the Quran instead of math

My daara teacher made me recite the Quran 100 times for missing lunch.

I got sent to daara because I called the imam a fat chicken.

Daara is like jail but with more prayer and less snacks.

A school where you learn to pray and curse at the same time

I cursed the Quran so hard in daara, the whole class laughed at me.

Daara is where you learn to say 'Allahu Akbar' and 'F*** you' in the same breath.

My daara teacher said I was too lazy to pray, so I had to run laps.

A place where you learn to fear Allah and hate your teachers

I got 100 lashes in daara for not doing my homework.

Daara is the only place where teachers get respect and students get beaten.

I hate daara more than I hate my mom's cooking.