Daao

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A fancy word for a girlfriend that only street trash and crooks in Mumbai use to sound cool. It’s like saying 'baby' but with more dirt and fewer showers.
Daao, I’m gonna beat your ex up for stealing my snacks.
I got 3 Daaos and still can’t decide which one steals my fries.
Daao? More like ‘Dirt-All-Over’.
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A term for girlfriend that only the lowest of the low use. It’s like calling someone ‘love’ but with more swear words and less love.
Daao, I’m gonna rob your brother for your attention.
My Daao left me for a guy with better snacks.
Daao? That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re my snack thief’.
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A girlfriend that only street criminals and goons use. It’s like a title, but it comes with threats and stolen candy bars.
Daao, if you don’t come back, I’ll beat your brother.
My Daao left me for a guy who steals better.
Daao? More like ‘Dirt and Arguments’.
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A nickname for a girlfriend that only people who get in fights and steal use. It’s like a title you earn by being the worst.
Daao, I’m gonna beat your brother for your snacks.
I got 2 Daaos and still can’t decide who stole my last candy.
Daao? That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re my snack thief’.
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A term for girlfriend that only the dirtiest criminals in Mumbai use. It’s like saying ‘sweetheart’ but with more swear words and less sweetness.
Daao, I’m gonna beat your ex for stealing my snacks.
I got 4 Daaos and still can’t decide who’s the best thief.
Daao? That’s just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re my snack thief’.
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