daanish

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A freakin' legend who's so good he makes everyone else look like garbage. He talks to people like they're his best friend, but he doesn't care about rules or being nice.
Daanish just walked in and everyone shut up. He's that good.
He talked to the principal like he was his buddy. No respect.
He said he'd beat up my brother if he didn't stop teasing me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Daanish is the guy who gets all the girls and makes them swoon. He's sweet, but don't mess with his girl or he'll give you a beatdown. He's smart and works hard, but he's also a total goofball.
He got me a pizza for my birthday and asked if I wanted extra cheese. I said yes. He got me extra pepperoni too.
He studied for 10 hours straight and then texted me to ask if I wanted to go get ice cream.
He said he'd beat up my friend if he didn't stop teasing me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Peng. That's all you need to know. It's like saying someone is the best. No explanation. Just Peng.
He said 'Peng.' I knew he was the best.
She said 'Peng.' I knew she was the best.
He said 'Peng.' I knew I had to be the best.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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He's hot, kind, and funny. He likes people whose names end with XYZ. He's got a good head on his shoulders.
He asked me if my name ended with XYZ. I said no. He said that was a shame.
He said he liked people with names ending with XYZ. I said my name was Alex. He said that was cool.
He said he liked people with names ending with XYZ. I said my name was Kevin. He said that was cool too.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a huge, sweaty, smelly package and a penis so big it could take down a whole army. He's the king of the gym.
He said his balls were so sweaty they could take down an army. I believed him.
He said his penis was so big it could take down a whole army. I believed him.
He said he could take down a whole army with his balls and penis. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A 300-pound man who can't grow a beard and looks like a giant baby. He eats all day and never stops.
He eats like a pig and can't grow a beard. He looks like a giant baby.
He said he ate three pizzas and still couldn't grow a beard. I believed him.
He said he looked like a giant baby and ate like a pig. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A fat, lazy guy who eats nonstop and has no friends. He's stubborn and always says sorry when he messes up, but he means it.
He eats all day and has no friends. He's stubborn and says sorry when he messes up.
He said he was fat and lazy. He also said he had no friends.
He eats all day and says sorry when he messes up. He means it.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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