Daani

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A man who won't grow old and will keep drinking and laughing until he dies. He’s got a big tool and a big laugh. He’ll scream at you if you annoy him, but once he likes you, he’ll be your best friend and won’t let anyone mess with you.
Daani just turned 30 and still acts like he’s 16. He’s got a six-pack and a personality that’s bigger than his ego.
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong coffee. Then he bought her a pizza.
He told his friend he’d take him on as a brother or punch him in the face. He chose punch.
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A man who’s hot, rich in love life, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got a mouth that can cut you up, but he’ll save you if you’re in trouble.
Daani bragged about his date for 10 minutes and then asked me if I wanted to hear about his ex’s new boyfriend.
He insulted my shirt and then bought me a new one.
He said he’d take me on as his sidekick or I’d end up in the hospital. I chose sidekick.
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